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Sachen, die es hier gibt, die irgendwie gruslig sind, Teil II: Robert Munsch, 'Love you forever'
2002-10-24 @ 1:05 p.m.

Merkt auf, Menschen, denn dieses Kinderbuch ist wirklich richtig schlimm gruslig.

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Loveyouforever

A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she held him, she sang:

I'll love you forever
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
My baby you'll be.

The baby grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was two years old, and he ran all around the house. He pulled all the books off the shelves. He pulled all the food out of the refrigerator and he took his mother's watch and flushed it down the toilet. Sometimes his mother would say, "This kid is driving me CRAZY!"

But at night time, when that two-year-old was quiet, she opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor, looked up over the side of his bed; and if he was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. While she rocked him she sang:

I'll love you forever
etcetera.

The little boy grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. he grew until he was nine years old. And he never wanted to come in for dinner, he never wanted to take a bath, and when grandma visited he always said bad words. Sometimes his mother wanted to sell him to the zoo!

But at night time, when he was asleep, the mother quietly opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor and looked up over the side of the bed. If he was really asleep, she picked up that nine-year-old boy and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she rocked him she sang:

I'll love you forever
etcetera

The boy grew. he grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was a teenager. He had strange friends and he wore strange clothes and he listened to strange music. Sometimes the mother felt like she was in a zoo!

But at night time, when that teenager was asleep, the mother opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor and looked up over the side of the bed. If he was really asleep she picked up that great big boy and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. While she rocked him she sang:

I'll love you forever
etcetera

That teenager grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was a grown-up man. He left home and got a house across town.

But sometimes on dark nights the mother got into her car and drove across town. If all the lights in her son's house were out, she opened his bedroom window, crawled across the floor, and looked up over the side of his bed. If that great big man was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she rocked him she sang:

I'll love you forever
etcetera

Well, that mother, she got older. She got older and older and older. One day she called up her son and said, "You better come see because I'm very old and sick." So her son came to see her. When he came in the door she tried to sing the song. She sang:

I'll love you forever
I'll like you for always....

But she couldn't finish because she was too old and sick.

The son went to his mother. He picked her up and rocked her back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And he sang this song:

I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
My Mommy you'll be.

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Dieser Sohn waechst also heran, und seine Mutter hat irgendwie dieses Ding, dass sie immer in der Nacht buchstaeblich in sein Zimmer hereinkriecht, und ihn dann wiegt und ihm vorsingt. Das tut sie auch noch mittels einer Leiter, nachdem er selbst eine Wohnung hat und sogar ein Kind (das sieht man in den Illustrationen). Eine Frau hat er natuerlich nicht, da das Kind ja aus der inzestuoesen Beziehung mit seiner Mutter hervorgegangen ist.

Das ist eines der beliebtesten Kinderbuecher in Kanada, und dieser Robert Munch ist ein total beruehmter Kinderbuchautor. Die meisten Erwachsenen finden, dass �Love you forever� ungefaehr die ergreifendste Ode an die spezielle Beziehung zwischen Muettern und Kindern (Soehnen?!) darstellt, die man sich denken kann, und die Kinder scheinen es exquisit spassig zu finden oder irgendwas.

CAN YOU SAY ISSUES?

Sicher hat dieses Buch mehr Substanz als �Geburtstagsfeier im Baerenhaus�. Die Frage ist aber, ob diese Substanz von der Art ist, die ein liebes und charmantes und meinetwegen auch erwachsenenfreundliches Kinderbuch ausmacht, oder vielleicht eher in Richtung grotesk und pathologisch abdampft. Und selbst wenn es nicht so krankhaft waere, sondern nur irgendwie auf weniger abstossende Weise darauf herumreiten wuerde, dass Muetter vielleicht irgendwann in die Lage kommen, dass nicht alle Formen der Liebe, die sie fuer ihre Kinder haben, noch so richtig willkommen sind � ich meine, warum ist denn das fuer Kinder interessant? Warum muss man denen das auf die Nase binden und sie damit zugruseln? Hallo?!
Ich sehe da Parallelen zu Mr. Rogers: Da hat jemand etwas, was man vielleicht im weitesten Sinne mit �Befund� umschreiben koennte, und kurioserweise meint er, dass eben dieser, erm, Befund, unbedingt in irgendeiner Weise an moeglichst viele Kinder weitergereicht werden muss.

Schauder schauder schauder.

Und jetzt frage ich Euch: Waere DAS in Deutschland moeglich?! Ich meine, alles was recht ist und nichts fuer ungut, Deutschland IST schon sehr boese, aber DAS? Hm?

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