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Culture club (in der daycare). Was macht ihr denn da? - We talk about our cultures.
In Germany we like to eat Bratwurst and Pretzels and drink a lot of beer. We also have red-and-white checkered table cloths. Once a year there is the Octoberfest. Then we put on our Lederhosn and go to the so-called Oktoberwiesn, where we drink a lot of beer. This is a very big thing to us. (Oh yes, I almost forgot. The Autobahn.)
In Germany, everyone is sort of grumpy and likes to take their tempers out on others. Politeness is considered dishonest. We think you guys are a bunch of fucking phonies for always making small talk and saying how are you. In Germany, nobody talks to strangers on the bus. Germany actually invented civil disobedience and we are much more relaxed than you are about disobeying rules, not wearing helmets, taking our pets places and generally doing what we please. We don�t care about community and generally hate our neighbors and most people. We tend to be depressed a lot but feel this connects us to our most inner selves. Even if we amuse ourselves it is usually a very unpleasant sight. In Germany there are almost no brown people, so people get extremely distressed if they happen to see one anyway. We only have turks. The end.
In Germany, everything is basically like everywhere else. People driving around in cars. The end.
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